Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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