Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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