Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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