i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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