it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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