Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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