Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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