Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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