Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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