I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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