Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
