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(843): View more from South Carolina

happy early fathers day!!!

(829): View more from Dominican Rep

im not a father

(843): View more from South Carolina

about that...

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(323): View more from California

We should be called the Road Head Warriors

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(352): View more from Florida

redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!

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(703): View more from Virginia

Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.

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(415): View more from California

you should be awarded for your promiscuity.

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i really should.

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(716): View more from New York

Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.

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