Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It's never too late to be topless.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
