I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Girls should come with a carfax report
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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