Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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