Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
