I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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