we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
