I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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