in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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