i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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