the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Ladies don't puke and tell
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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