Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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