We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
barbara walters just said penis...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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