I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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