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(314): View more from Missouri

Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?

(573): View more from Missouri

I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up

(314): View more from Missouri

Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?

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(917): View more from New York City

I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.

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(352): View more from Florida

Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed

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(256): View more from Alabama

The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔

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