He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Randomize
