She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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