We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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