Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
