I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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