stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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