Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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