Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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