Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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