first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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