ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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