dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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