just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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