She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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