god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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