I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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