Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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