im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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