I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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