It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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