With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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