You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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