Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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