Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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