just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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