ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
do nipples grow back?
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