Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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