i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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