we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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