we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Also, beer. Big fan.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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