I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
