You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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