nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
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